Definitions by Mr.CockBlender

The American flag shaft 

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

The American flag shaft by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle 

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

The Kansas Tornado 

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

The Kansas Tornado by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022