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An action sometimes influenced by the act of maneating. Boys are led on, and made to look like fools. The process only lasts about a month. If torkering is done correctly, the boys come back for more.

We torkered him with phone calls and texts last december, and he came back for more this august.

torker by victoria pfleg August 25, 2007

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Toker Night

An evening filled with playing cards and smoking pot with friends.

person 1: Hey, man, remember this Friday is toker night. You in?

person 2: Oh yeah, sweet. I'll bring the weed this time.

Toker Night by JewCurls November 20, 2013

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torskerogns slim

Slime that emerges, when you open a can of torskerogn.

Lukas : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair in torskerogns slim don't you!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!

torskerogns slim by bleachedgum April 14, 2021

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bungo stray dogs tik tokers

a derogatory term used to describe the god forsaken fandom of bungo stray dogs right here ON TIKTOK now

Person 1: Ugh I’m so sick of those bungo stray dogs tik tokers! always destroying my farm

Person 2 (a secret bungo stray dogs tik toker retired): m-m-s-senapi I need to tell you somethingz...

bungo stray dogs tik tokers by enemiestoloversslowburnchuuya March 21, 2021

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tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

tonker by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

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Tocker

A slang or euphemistic term for penis.

I slipped my hard, throbbing tocker inside her sopping wet vagoo.

Tocker by SemenSlurper December 21, 2009

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Tik Toker

A person that developed a mental disability right after downloading Tik Tok.
They have an IQ anywhere between -8 to 2.
They will remain dumb for the rest of their life.

1:Dude, do you see those tik tokers?
2:yes bro they are so dumb
1:yeah, they should be the only group of people that you should be legally allowed to bully and torture.

Tik Toker by Tapitos March 3, 2020

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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