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Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007
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Society

Usually refers to the cultural environment that DOMINATES where one lives. However, one is still a part of society regardless of their stance towards the dominant values of that society. Society includes everybody from CEOs to antiglobalization protester to drug addicts. Whose values dominate tends to depend on which social subgroup has the most POWER.
If you don't like the values that dominate your society, all you can do is stand up, speak out and live the values that you cherish most. My opinion is that it helps little to criticize a society without presenting viable alternative values.
Jane Investor thinks Joe Junkie is a blight on society because he lives in violation of her values. Society will grow by listening to Joe Junkie's inability or unwillingness to fit in more than it will from condemning him.
by trevorMOTB April 1, 2009
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High Society

A term used by individuals of the highest status, used to describe something that is awesome, proper, amazing, high value, etc. Mainly used sarcastically.
An individual who uses illegal labor to take care of their house, garden, be furniture, etc. are high society.

Sarcastic use:
Mexicans are high society
by MrDandy May 5, 2010
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Blue Blood Society

A recently founded secret society at the University of Southern California. It is a group of random rich elitist students. Unlike "Skull and Dagger," the "secret" honor society at USC, no one knows who its members are and how they are chosen. It is a lot like Skull and Bones at Yale except this group isn't well known.
USC student 1: "I wonder if they will pick me to be a part of the Blue Blood Society"

USC student 2: "Doubt it. You're not rich enough"
by sSCs August 14, 2011
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Socktopus

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.
Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"
by scoot24 October 20, 2009
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society

the terrible state we live in where we are bullied and put down by every little thing we do then people wonder why we cry all the time or have depression and are mute but hey you gotta love it because this is the terrible shit that is our lives we cant escape it unless we change the people
people wonder why 'society' sucks its only because of the people i think that if you change the people you change the society and our karma could come back to us one day because of our society
by anyssalitty October 22, 2017
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Society

The world we live in that oppresses gamers
Chad: I'm gonna fuck Veronica
Veronica: ok
Gamer: I love you Veronica
Veronica: ew creep
Gamer: We live in a society
by Societyliver May 13, 2019
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