Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024

Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!

You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?

by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024

Procrashtination

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.

'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'

by castlering February 13, 2024

procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.

I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate

by cosmic-n March 5, 2024

Procrasinatingly

Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.

She is Procrasinatingly perfect.

by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024

Precrastination

Opposite of procrastination: doing something as quickly as possible, far ahead of schedule

Precrastination: when a hyper-organized bunny hops into a task so far ahead of schedule that it finishes before the starting gun goes off… and then nervously double-checks the instructions for the next three hours

by otter2025 September 19, 2025