A norwegian term used to describe a person who is weak. A "Morten Hegstad" usually looks like a stick and can't lift more weights than 2kg. The term can also mean small penis.
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a verbe to use when someone says something really wise that make you realise you aren’t doomed and you can live a happy life
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Owning a home is a part of the American ideal for many people. Getting a mortgage is just one of the many procedures that most Americans must take to become homeowners.
Owning a home is a part of the American ideal for many people. Getting a mortgage is just one of the many procedures that most Americans must take to become homeowners.
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If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
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It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
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