mortadele

a verbe to use when someone says something really wise that make you realise you aren’t doomed and you can live a happy life

juice world mortadele me by saying “don’t be sad because it’s over be happy because it existed”

by laseulemortadele November 20, 2021

mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

by missscarlett October 24, 2008

mortadella

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.

"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

mortadelo

A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.

Person 1: im gonna pull a mortadelo on him tonight

Person 2 : make sore to send me a pic later

by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020

mortadella's

Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches.

"y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse."

by minghia.net March 29, 2003

mortaliles

fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....

"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

mortaliles

by muahahahah April 21, 2007

mortadella's

Usually a white troz' who weighs no less than 235lbs, lives in close proximity to a fast food chain (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Harvey's, Pizza Hut), and is always one of the most active bitchez on the dance floor. The scientific reason for this hyperactivity is due to the fact that all the accumulated sugar stored in scarced accumulator pockets throughout their body, slowly gets released in their blood stream as they move their often stagnating bodies.

"ehh bro, go ask that mortadella near the bar if she can cut us some slices off her thigh for our lunches tomorrow, i tink my mom didn't go grocery shopping yet"

"minghia j0e, they have crazy bass in this club, i can feel the floor moving even in the bathroom"
-"nah br0, its just a mortadella on the dance floor"
"aight c00l br0, eh, we buy a couple bottles to impress the girls?"
-"b3h y4 br0, w4t d0 you t1nk 0v3r h3re guy, y0u t1nk euhhHhhh. b4h g1mme y0ur 20 doll4rz 0h"

by minghia.net March 29, 2003