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taint saw 

The taint saw is when you make a fist and stick your thumb in the air while making engine sounds. To taint saw another person your run up sneakily while making the engine sounds and jab your thumb into their taint and move it around very rapidly then yell taint saw.
Someone yelling" (insert your state,hometown,etc) taint saw massacre"
Example: Pennsylvania taint saw massacre
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taint by SkinnyToo October 2, 2005
Taino- Once a peaceful tribe in the ]Carribean], mainly in Puerto Rico enslaved by the Spanish and French. It took less time for them to die than the African slaves because their rescources were either hanging right about them, or right under their noses so didnt have to work, therefore not being used to the harmful working conditions. They all died or were forced to marry Spanish and French men.

The Tainos were usually nudists, but covered with paint. They welcomed early visitors before they were enslaved in the 1200s, because those vistors came in peace- The Scandanavians and the British were beleived to have visited the Tainos. Taino culture is in the blood of all proud Puerto Ricans to this day.
Taino: who are those in their large ships?
Taino #2: Maybe they are more visitors coming in peace from the East.
Conquistador: Mira los Indios alli, que acemos con ello?
Conquistador #2: Vamos a esclavizar lo para nuestra colonia!
Taino by PepitoElRojoMan October 27, 2011
The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.
One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

Taint Mullet 

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!
I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.
Taint Mullet by tupacalypze December 1, 2007

taint milking 

To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.

Taint Waste 

The thick beads of perspiration that form on the pubic hair between the scrodum and the anus.
Luke: Ugh, Weaver. I've got some bad ass taint waste. My boxers are sticking to my gooch. I need to soak that gunk up in toilet paper.
Taint Waste by Luke Maynard September 15, 2006