1 definition by The Dark Lord of the Taint

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The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.

One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!

by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004

Buy a tainted mug!