PowerPoint Professor

A PowerPoint professor is one whose lectures are predominantly based off of lifeless and recycled PowerPoints. These professors typically bring no vigor to class, they're just there to collect a paycheck. Class participation and engagement is also usually at a minimum or non-existent altogether. These professors can blow through tons of material in short periods of time with a swift click of a button, and usually refuse to provide a more narrow study guide for exams, usually falling back on "just go over my PowerPoints". Oddly enough, these professors are clueless about their performance despite their "Does anyone have any questions?" being met with nothing chirps of crickets.

Dude, don't take data mining with him, he's nothing but a PowerPoint professor. Trust me, he's been using the same PowerPoint since Microsoft invented PowerPoint.

by zerO_One June 3, 2018

Semi Professional Girlfriend

The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.

"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"

by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019

picar, profano, desagradable

sinful,unholy,disgraceful

spreading of the unclean word is wicked

by Yolanda E. H July 18, 2003

PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.

Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....

by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021

Professor Hanham

The devil of computer science. With his gullable remarks and stupid ass banter, he is a disgrace to the world of higher education. Uses words like "Oh Sugar."

Hanham: "Oh Sugar!"
Student: "What?"
Hanham: "I don't know what I'm DOING!!! OHHHHHHHH!"
Student: "Why am I here..."

by Rico February 10, 2005

Rate My Professors

A site for college students to assist others into choosing professors for their classes based on difficulty of the course, teaching methods presented, and (occasionally) attractiveness. Many reviews are helpful and outline the professors lecturing style and how to prepare for his/her exams. Others are not helpful and contain reviews from disgruntled students who expected an A just for showing up.

Helpful Rate My Professors Review: "Be prepared to work! I took Prof. Johnson for Linear Algebra last semester. He is tough, because he wants you to learn how to prove theorems rather than memorizing them and expects you to show steps for reducing a matrix into row echelon form on exams. That being said, his lecture notes are very organized, drops the lowest exam grade at the end of the semester, and is always available to meet up with you after class.

Unhelpful Rate my Professors Review: Mr. Johnson is the worst professor ever! I do all the homework, and His exams are too hard. Not even a graduate student couldn't solve the questions on the exam!! I was a Straight A-student, now I have a 2.1 GPA all because of this prof. Avoid!!

by partyrockstar222 May 27, 2019

professional

A drink derived of two simple ingredients. Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots). Mix together and you have yourself a professional. It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!

I want to get real fucked up tonight. Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.

by Mike J Smith July 1, 2007