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house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 7, 2011
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House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.
Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.
by JackTracker December 18, 2008
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Chicken House

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.
by Goofnut August 26, 2022
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House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.
"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"
by minimoses2014 October 23, 2013
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HOUSE MOUSE

A person (usually a female) who comes to your house and cleans? And does your laundry and takes care of you? Like a wife would cook dinner and then she leaves. She does what she came to do and then she's gone not to be seen or heard from until it's time to do it again. This is what an actual house mouse is All these other definitions. I mean some of them are pretty close but most of them are pretty far off.
Renta wife for a short time.

Person 1: My house mouse is coming over to clean up the mess later.

Person 2: your pet, cleans? Normally people date girls for that.
Person 1: she's like a rent, a girlfriend she comes. She does what I need her to do and then she leaves. She's not a pet, although she could be temporarily.
Person 2: well dang I need a house mouse!

, pretty girl who listens and caters to a master for a short time then leaves
by Whiitegirl September 14, 2022
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nans house

Having you loose your virginity through having sex with a minor boy, who is younger than you and that you don’t want anyone to know that your doing it. Afterwords you play it off pretending to all your friends that it never happened and your still a virgin.
Beck is going to her nans house tommorrow. She’s gonna have a good time their with John.
by Tomdickandharrymate October 8, 2017
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Toppers' House

1.London's most famous spot for people that would like to end their lives.

2. Where the four characters in the book A Long Way Down went to go commit suicide.
I'm so depressed that I'm thinking of takin a trip to the Toppers' House.
by The Girl You Know You Want January 4, 2010
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