squicker hats

cigarettes.

Usually said between 2 stoner chicks who are too fucked up to use real words.

Mikey always needs to light up a squicker hat after having a good romp in the alley behind the strip club.

by Molly, Jess & Rocko July 17, 2004

Suck Hat

A hat, preferably a coonskin cap, worn by a short-haired passenger in a car in order to provide something for the driver to grab onto while he face fucks the passenger. The suck hat is often worn by the passenger in lieu of contributing gas money.

You want me to pick you up and drive you where for free? Don't forget your suck hat you cheap bastard!

by JerzGuy August 24, 2011

getting hat

Similar to getting head, refers to receiving a blowjob or oral sex. Originates from the rapper Santan Dave.

Santan: Give me hat

Girl: Nah blud you an uckers

Getting hat originates from Santan Dave

by ESKETITTTTTTT November 16, 2017

Fuck a hat

Another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!

by Taschh September 03, 2015

rocking the hat

when a hot girl wears a trucker type hat and it makes her look better than without the hat.

That fine chick is rocking the hat.

by damanwitdaplan85 February 15, 2009

Cat Hat

A condom.

A cat hat, you put it on, and then pussy.

by Dazenil February 03, 2018

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011