Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Follow the Science

Verb.
To listen to the global scientific authorities who tell us how fucked we are regarding Covid and the environment.

A: How do you know these vaccines work?
B: Follow the science, bro.

by Ockerjj April 28, 2022

Dip Science

The colloquial term "Dip Science" refers to fake or pseudo-scientific ideas that people share, especially on social media, which lack a basis in proven scientific evidence. It is used to describe information or "science" that is misleading, incorrect, or fabricated rather than grounded in rigorous scientific methods and facts.

Erie only believes in dip science as he gets all his medical advice from TicTok & YouTube.

by Pielander October 5, 2025

Grissom Light Science Vessel

Grissom Light Science Vessel T6, also known as T6 Oberth is the best ship in Star Trek Online
You should get it now

"What ship should I get from the Zen store?"
"Grissom Light Science Vessel T6"
Or
"Dude... I got beat up in PVP badly..."
"Were they using T6 Oberth?"

by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022

king of the science

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton

Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science

by spiltz September 23, 2022

DUMBSHIT SCIENCE

Doing dumb shit for science. also, know as jackass.

ride down a slide that has bumps with a skateboard to see if it won't break your back for dumbshit science.

by RickyJohnJones May 14, 2021

Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018