Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
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Feddie (noun, singular)
The militarized federal agencies of the United States (e.g., FBI, ATF, ICE, CBP, DEA) that conduct armed operations within America's domestic borders.
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These agencies, as seen in South Shore, Chicago among other cities, operate in tandem as a single, occupying domestic army; in their roles as an invading force that terrorized and abducted US citizens, violated constitutional rights as a matter of course, and has been documented repeatedly lying in court.
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The militarized federal agencies of the United States (e.g., FBI, ATF, ICE, CBP, DEA) that conduct armed operations within America's domestic borders.
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These agencies, as seen in South Shore, Chicago among other cities, operate in tandem as a single, occupying domestic army; in their roles as an invading force that terrorized and abducted US citizens, violated constitutional rights as a matter of course, and has been documented repeatedly lying in court.
When the Feddies showed up in their armored vehicles to arrest a blogger for 'terrorism,' we knew it had begun.
The raid was a joint operation between the local prolice and the Feddies, they should be picking up all these empty milk jugs.
They had lied to the judge so many times, she admitted to having had an incredibly difficult time believing anything that came out of that feddie's mouth.
The raid was a joint operation between the local prolice and the Feddies, they should be picking up all these empty milk jugs.
They had lied to the judge so many times, she admitted to having had an incredibly difficult time believing anything that came out of that feddie's mouth.
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