foundling 

a baby in the old times that was so fucking gay and useless. like, back in the old days, when people only wanted to have strong boys as children, they would take girls or weakling little boys and just leave them on hilltops and shit or like in front of churches. yeah thats pretty fucked up but still, they were useless.

"KILL THE FOUNDLING!"

foundling by chubiskwad January 28, 2009

foundling fathers 

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

foundling fathers by QuacksO September 3, 2019

Fonding 

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.

Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love

Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

fonduing 

to be intimate with your love or sexual interest. (Originated from the movie Captain America, 2011)

Person 1: Where are Kevita and Christian? The movie is about to start.
Person 2: They're probably in Kevita's room fonduing.

fonduing by pussinbox December 4, 2011

fondlinson 

when louis tomlinson fonds over harry styles , his husband we name him this.

larrie #1: there he goes again being mr fondlinson

larrie #2: its so cute
larrie #1: we been knew..

fondlinson by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020

Fonduing 

Having sex, especially with some dumb punk who’s way out of your league, but who doesn’t have the sense God gave a turnip, so he doesn’t realize it.

"Throughout World War II, Bucky and Steve had been fonduing in half the barns in France."

Fonduing by MarvelHuman July 10, 2018