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Birkenstockbroker 

Any former hippie who left Woodstock and headed for Wall Street.
Now retired to Napa, surveying his private-label vineyard from the pool-deck of his 20,000 square-foot 'villa', he strums his Martin - yes, it's the one on the cover of 'unplugged' - purchased for six figures from the Christies Clapton auction, a true Birkenstockbroker, a 60s radical who simply took a brief detour.
Birkenstockbroker by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2023

Slam Borkin

1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!
Slam Borkin by aspen4life November 9, 2011

zach boren 

Had a large penis... before the accident
I'm one of those zach Boren people
zach boren by Tmeadfam34 April 18, 2018

Favorite broken heart 

To have a favorite broken heart, means that you have one specific ex-boy/girlfriend, in which you are still friends with, or would like to be on good terms with, and think of the relationship as only a memory. You may feel sympathy for the breakup, and this person might still be in love with you, even if both of you have moved on, however you do not want to get back together with this person, and you wish this person nothing but the best. To go more into depth on what this means, it means that you have already moved on from this person, but you are thankful for the relationship and the fact that you experienced it with them, and you are always willing to maintain a healthy friendship.

If this doesn't make sense, think about this:

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. The relationship is cool, and then you guys break up. You remember the relationship, and you are thankful that the relationship is over, but you are also thankful that you went through it, too, because you may have learned a lesson from the relationship, or you love how smooth things were going, DURING the relationship.
You can only have one, favorite broken heart. You would be willing to go through it all again, also.

It's like reading a good book, with a terrible ending.

This term, actually comes from the song by Tiffany Evans, "Favorite Broken Heart".
example 1: I broke up with Sasha about a year ago, but she still likes me, and we're still very close friends. She's my favorite broken heart.

example 2: Boy#1, and Girl#1 are exes, and Boy#1, has a new girlfriend named Girl#2, but Girl#1 and Boy#1 are still close friends. They are thankful that they experienced a romantic relationship with each other, and they are glad it is over. Boy#1 still has feelings for Girl#2, and low-key wants her back, because of her compassionate personality that Girl#2 does not have. Girl#1 does not want to get back together with Boy#1, but she still admires and cares for him. Boy#1, is Girl#1's favorite broken heart.

burp broken 

The act of burping with someone who isn't your burp buddy
I would be so burp broken if you were burping with someone else
burp broken by ffodos August 9, 2019

being broken up with molly

still in love and truly together forever.
damn i hate being broken up with molly, oh well ill just call her again tomorrow.