european american 

A term for whites that is what "African-American" is to blacks. The term "European-American" will never be applied to whites due to double standards in racial equality in the United States.

A Guy: Hey! look at that black guy over there!
Another Guy: Hey! you said black guy! That's racist. They're called African Americans. Racist!
A Guy: But he mostly likely isn't from Africa! I bet he hasn't even been there, or at least met a family member who was born there! If he's called an African-American, I should be called a European-American!
Another Guy: Racist! You racist! You...! I hope you die!
Smart Guy: You're right, you should be called that. But that'd make sense, so you will never be called a European-American. You see, there are double standards when it comes to racial equality, despite a general want to attain equality. So, 'white guy,' what you see over there is an African-American. Got it?

european american by Arnold March 26, 2005

Americanized Asian FOB 

Asian FOB’s (Fresh Off the Boat) primarily carry strong family values and are hard workers. They know the beauty and the importance of their culture and its ancestry.
But sometimes FOB’s fall victim to the worst ways of the American culture and life style rather than the good parts and become Americanized, thus losing their hard working nature, their selflessness, and their love for the traditional family values.

Once a FOB has been Americanized there is no turning back. ‘Selflessness’ becomes SELFISHNESS. The once beautiful ‘Hard Working Nature’ becomes laziness.

‘Traditional Family Values’ are often lost into the oblivion of desire for material wealth and the yearning to lose their “FOB-ness” through slang English words, listening to only American music, and disregarding the coolness of their cultural heritage.

Jenny Yoon: “That song by Ice Cube is off da hook!”
Delroy: “I’m glad you like Ice Cube and other Black music. But can you enlighten me about some Korean musicians and singers?”

Jenny Yoon: “Hell naw! I don’t listen to that ching-chong shit.”
Delroy: “Oh, I thought most Asians have an appreciation for their culture.”

Jenny Yoon: “Well, your Black culture is way cooler than mine. Hip Hop is gold, baby!”
Delroy: “Jenny, isn’t your real name Jung-hye Yoon?”

Jenny Yoon: “Yeah, but I changed my name to Jenny cuz it’s just easier. I’ve been in da states for like 3 years now.”

Delroy: “Oh, I see. So, you’re an Americanized Asian FOB. How many boyfriends have you had since you’ve been here?”

Jenny Yoon: “I lost count. I think I’ve had like 12 boyfriends.”

Americanized Asian FOB by Black Brotha for Humanity December 30, 2009

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

American Express Financial Advisor by Conned October 15, 2008

Americrap 

overly sentimental and cheesy patriotism for the sake of looking patriotic.

"excuse me, mam, but that flag and those ribbon stickers on your Pontiac Escalade is a bunch of Americrap!"

Americrap by Sam Nau April 11, 2005

Jigaboo-American 

The politically correct term for dark skinned people of america.

I thought there were special nightclubs for the niggers.Oops sorry, I mean Jigaboo-Americans.

Jigaboo-American by Nerd Flanders May 18, 2011

american gladiators

A show that started in the '80s but was recently re-created. Perfect show to watch regular people get completely owned by huge bodybuilding people

*Watching American Gladiators*

Contestant: Hi, my name is Mike, and I think I can take the gladiators because of my self-determination and self-confidence.

*Gladiator beats the shit out of him in PowerBall and nearly knocks his head off in the Joust*

*Paramedics are rushed in*

american gladiators by Eddie J. January 14, 2008

Amersham School 

A school which has been captured by a wicked bitch named Mrs Jarret.

Can be a name for something which was once okay but now is now worse than hell.

"Alright mate hows everything in jail?"

"My life has turned into such an Amersham school right now!"

Amersham School by MrsJsucksout September 6, 2010