wanker

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

by plasmafury May 25, 2010

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wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005

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a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

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wiki-wandering

after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.

i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!

by earpuller September 12, 2009

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