Lacey's definitions

So John Mayer

A guy who is ugly yet hotter than hell. A guy who you don't exactly think looks good or fine, but has this sense of hotness to him. Something that attracts you to him other than just his looks. In this case - John Mayer's voice and lips. WOO HOO

The singing artist....John Mayer

by Lacey April 18, 2005

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.

"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."

by lacey May 7, 2005

Side-Salad

Someone who is used by another just to say they have extra hoes. AKA ... Said to be a Player.

My boyfriend's little brother thought so much of himself he claimed to have at least 2 side-salad's, excluding his girlfriend.

by Lacey March 27, 2005

organfuckise

To organize a planned scheme that will fuck someone over.

I will organfuckise that bitch for good.

by Lacey December 12, 2004

wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

jibronie

someone who takes more than twice to parallel park

Julie is a jibronie.

by Lacey June 7, 2004