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Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
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call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.
"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"
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call of duty

a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!
me?:yo what you playing?

him: call of duty

me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite

him; that the real gay game

me; get out of my house.
by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023
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lime duty

The art of cutting limes to a perfect shape and size to fit a Corona bottle.
Mark- “Yo Burjak, want to take pictures this week?”
Burjak- “Sorry bro, I’m staying with the wife and kids, I’m on lime duty cause its Rona season.”
by Burjak December 17, 2019
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Call of duty Trickshot

A game made by treyarch and activition,they changed the world, like call of duty black ops 2, modern warfare 2,black ops 1,black ops3,ect.YOU spin in circles and do some tricks in the air like, doble yy, nac,instaswap,titty nac,shock charge cancel
HOLY SHIT I JUST HIT A 1080 SUICIDE ON CARRIER!,I FUCKING CLAPPED THE KID WITH MY 720 INSTASWAP TRICKSHOT,

yo dude i hit a call of duty trickshot, it was sick as hell
by Holynx 11 April 28, 2022
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online call of duty

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
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dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.
Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.
by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024
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