cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

Cooter $pecial

When your partner stacks at least one roll of Quarters in their cooter and whispers cooter $pecial while squatting over your face and releasing the package.

Hey Ricky wanna come back to our apartment and we can serve you a little cooter $pecial?

Hell yeah!

by Satan sack December 2, 2019

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

National Cooter Day

National Cooter Day is November 9th. Celebrate your cooters today! They’ve been through a lot.

Lauren loves National Cooter Day and her cooter.

by susanna23 November 9, 2020

Cooter Cat Therapy

Therapy by means of getting vagina / pussy.

Abbreviation: C.C.T.

In Sentence: Babe can I come over for some Cooter Cat Therapy. Babe I'm feeling awesome after my C.C.T session yesterday evening, just what the doctor ordered.

by Khufu Akhu Mentuhotep March 14, 2025

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018