Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

by Cooter July 18, 2018

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cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

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country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018

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cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass

rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper

by coots baby May 16, 2018

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Cooter

A cooter is warm, soft and often wet place of a female's lady bits and desired by many men who want to cuddle with it.

That girl's cooter was so warm and snuggly, I didn't want the moment to end!

by TheBigBlind May 16, 2018

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Cooter

A really scary pedophile who looks like an egg. He typically stays in his house and screws the hole in his wall. PLEASE avoid cooter or you will be raped.

Oh no, I just passed Cooter's house!

by GeeBear May 23, 2018

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