tollet

What Southerners call a toilet.

Steve did you clean the tollet since you blew it up?

by Aphik December 30, 2009

gq'd out

When a male is dressed very nicely, complete with accessories. The word comes from the men's magazine 'GQ.'

Jake is looking pretty nice today.

Yeah, I know, he's all gq'd out.

by Aphik December 31, 2009

birdbaff

Slang for birdbath, used when describing a bath taken all up in the sink.

Honey, we're late for the party, hurry up!

Ok, I guess I'll just take a birdbaff.

by Aphik December 30, 2009

baff n' blow

When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.

Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!

Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?

Sister 1: That would be awesome!

Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!

by Aphik April 11, 2011

lay a flicker

To fart.

Something stinks. John, did you just lay a flicker?

Yeah man. Must be those beans I had earlier. Sorry 'bout that.

by Aphik December 31, 2009

invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 11, 2011

juicy cooter

Another name for the popular store, Juicy Coutre.

Hey mom, can we please go shopping at the Juicy Cooter today?

by Aphik December 30, 2009