9 definitions by Aphik

tollet

What Southerners call a toilet.

Steve did you clean the tollet since you blew it up?

by Aphik December 30, 2010

invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 11, 2011

juicy cooter

Another name for the popular store, Juicy Coutre.

Hey mom, can we please go shopping at the Juicy Cooter today?

by Aphik December 30, 2010

mullet blow

Another name for a hurricane. Hurricanes were given this name because of the dead fish that would appear washed up on the shore after a storm. This term is usually used by Southerners.

Jimmy, looks like we got us a mullet blow comin' in!

by Aphik December 31, 2010

piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

by Aphik November 4, 2010

gq'd out

When a male is dressed very nicely, complete with accessories. The word comes from the men's magazine 'GQ.'

Jake is looking pretty nice today.

Yeah, I know, he's all gq'd out.

by Aphik December 31, 2010

birdbaff

Slang for birdbath, used when describing a bath taken all up in the sink.

Honey, we're late for the party, hurry up!

Ok, I guess I'll just take a birdbaff.

by Aphik December 30, 2010