Aphik's definitions

invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 29, 2011

mullet blow

Another name for a hurricane. Hurricanes were given this name because of the dead fish that would appear washed up on the shore after a storm. This term is usually used by Southerners.

Jimmy, looks like we got us a mullet blow comin' in!

by Aphik December 31, 2009

piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

by Aphik November 5, 2010

baff n' blow

When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.

Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!

Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?

Sister 1: That would be awesome!

Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!

by Aphik April 29, 2011

birdbaff

Slang for birdbath, used when describing a bath taken all up in the sink.

Honey, we're late for the party, hurry up!

Ok, I guess I'll just take a birdbaff.

by Aphik December 30, 2009

tollet

What Southerners call a toilet.

Steve did you clean the tollet since you blew it up?

by Aphik December 30, 2009

gq'd out

When a male is dressed very nicely, complete with accessories. The word comes from the men's magazine 'GQ.'

Jake is looking pretty nice today.

Yeah, I know, he's all gq'd out.

by Aphik December 31, 2009