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milk bottle 

A penis of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a UK pint bottle of milk.

Has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.
Ann: Why Billie you are walking a little strange today!

Billie: Yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.
milk bottle by bond Don January 14, 2008
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gine bottle 

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.
I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!
gine bottle by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

Ship in a Bottle 

an instance where, in desperate desire for sex, a man removes the tampon from a woman, ejaculates into her vagina and then reseals the vagina with the tampon trapping the semen inside.
She was on her time, but being as desperate as I was I gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.

Baby Bottle Pop 

Twist the top lick it, dip it and shake it and dip it again. A lollipop made like a baby bottle at the top that twists off with sugar on the bottom you can dip it into. mmm, for those kids who have never breast fed. Good source of hype and rotting teeth if you don't brush.
It's the Baby Bottle Pop, Baby Bottle Pop, take a lick, take a shit then steak it. Lick it again. It's the Baby Bottle Pop (delerius noise in the backround) Baby Bottle Pop...
Baby Bottle Pop by europopian December 15, 2009

fair shake of the sauce bottle 

Used to inform somebody that they’re taking more than their share or are engaged in some kind of unfair practice.
In June 2009, Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Rudd when persistently questioned by a reporter about how he'd arrived at a decision about the composition of his ministers, responded three times during an interview "Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate." Critics thought he was trying too hard to use Australian slang to boost his popular appeal.

douche-bottle 

the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..
go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me
douche-bottle by 'O' June 9, 2005

Water bottle 

An object for men to insert penises or dildo to store excess fluid
Sluts vagina have several water bottle