schlongdow

- a penis shadow
- a shadow resembling a penis.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow.

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

by puffygopher June 14, 2024

schlongified

The transformative process of something being turned into a schlong.

His schlongified wings did not get big and hard enough.

Schnagmus the Schniggle has schlongified wings.

by Schnagmus Schniglet June 24, 2024

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

schlaug

it has no real definition can be used in almost any context

wow that hotdog was schlauglicious

get absolutely schlauged on

by its schlaugin time July 4, 2024

schlawgalawgadingdong

Another word for “bro.”

“Schlawgalawgadingdong’s bad at blade ball!”

by lux44444 July 24, 2024

schalang

Twisting your penis into a pretzel

Bro I had to go to the ER because Josh made me Schalang.

by Johnathan kuminga December 17, 2024

schlaggott

A term coined to describe homosexual jschlatt viewers. Mostly used as a nickname for jschlatt himself.

Hey, Schlaggott! I can't wait to give you a room tour!

by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 17, 2024