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Bro I had to go to the ER because Josh made me Schalang.
by Johnathan kuminga December 17, 2024
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Shalangabanged

Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!

Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!
Man i was so shalangabanged last night!
by Craig07 February 17, 2010
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Schlanger

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
by philipsea June 2, 2015
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Schlangnah

Schlangnah - (modern Gaelic

Comes from an uneducated tourists feeble, but well intentioned attempt, at raising a glass and toasting a drink with the Irish Gaelic term, ‘slàinte mhath’, meaning ‘Good health’.

First used in the Westenra Hotel in Monaghan , Monaghan Country, Ireland in 2017 by the Burnett Family, ‘Schlangnah’ has now become a socially accepted term when raising a glass with Irish mates in both Australia and New Zealand.
“Here is to good health and good friends ....Schlangnah “
by Preciouspeacedove May 7, 2019
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Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.
1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009
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shalang

damn, that chick is SHALANG.
by Mariah Benson January 9, 2008
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Shalang

a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.
Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.
by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013
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