Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

Precrastinate

Getting things done early, the opposite of procrastinating.

I really tend to precrastinate all my assignments so I have more free time.

by Cinnamontwist March 31, 2020

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

precrastinate

Getting things done way in advance before they are due.

She precrastinated and did an assignment today that is not due until next month.

by H00dl3d00 April 29, 2021