Plate

When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.

Oi you know Charlie, he’s a right plate. Wait until he kisses you.

by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

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Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024

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Fiesta Plate Special

Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.

Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"

by Milo277 August 17, 2015

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lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

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Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

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New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

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