MySpace Whores

-the ones with My Space blogs that leave comments like "I popped your Myspace cherry!"

-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."

-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.

"See that Virginia Tech girl with her legs all spread over her text book? She's not studying! She's a MySpace Whore!"

by Sarah March 3, 2005

myspace pic

A photo taken in front of a mirror with the camera facing the mirror reflection of the person rather than the person themselves. This photo, more often than not, includes a large white flash from the reflection of the camera's flash in the mirror.

Everyone has an infamous 'myspace pic' for at least one of their profile pictures.

by Kingaroo October 16, 2008

myspace freak

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a myspace freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses myspace to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on myspace, and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a myspace freak.

by Yung J November 9, 2006

myspace porn

Where all the pedophiles can look at the at 12 yr olds chicks that show their asses and put massive amount of makeup that make me sick to look at.

example of myspace porn
Dude, did you see that chick? I'm gonna hook up with her.
Dude, shes only 14 yrs old, you sick fuck.

by Ben Fong June 11, 2006

Myspace Band

1. A band whose popularity comes from their popularity on myspace.com, thus lacking any REAL credibility in today's music scene. This lack of credibility comes from the simplicity through which their popularity is achieved: record songs with decent sound quality, take some pictures of yourself, and add as many friends as possible. This formula thus saturates the music scene with hundreds of thousands of bands that will never make it. Those that do, will have no lasting value. These bands typically will eventually replaced by a newer, more hip, band (See also: flavor of the week).

2. A band followed typically by only the "myspace generation"

Myspacer1: "Brah, I'm telling you,(insert name of current flavor of the week band here) will be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame one day."

LogicalGuy: "That myspace band, or any other myspace band for that matter, will ever be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame"

by LRbg December 20, 2008

myspace booty

this is self-explanatory. the sole purpose of using myspace, is hooking up with the opposite sex, all you need to do is go under browse, search 5-10 miles within youre zip code, in case you have somewhat standards, you can even check the boxes, of size preference, height, racial background, anual income, what shes looking for, relationship status, etc. then when the times right after messaging each other back n forth, knowing what you two are looking for, then it goes on from there

i know a lotta these females on the net are fugly, but that girl lisa made some nice myspace booty, thank you tom(genius behind myspace)

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden

Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!

by simplydumb April 1, 2007