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House Jock 

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking
House Jock by Morris505 July 11, 2024
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House Jock 

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
House Jock by Morris505 July 11, 2024

Nigger Jock 

The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.
The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.
Nigger Jock by DickGulper April 8, 2025

Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
Glitter Jock by Yeplol October 19, 2025

cock before jock 

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
cock before jock by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Nun in a jock strap 

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
Nun in a jock strap by anitsanil November 28, 2017