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Crowbar

Absolutely one of the most useful tools to have, it can be used as a weapon on account of being heavier than a bat but still slender enough to not be a fucking club. They range in size, but they universally have two sides: One for prying out nails, and another one for more blunt leverage. The side that pries out nails is incredibly effective as a weapon, being able to inflict cuts that a simple knife cannot match. If you use this properly, you are a chad among chads. It's also great for prying stuff open and ripping stuff off.

No wonder Gordon Freeman kicks ass with it.
Anarchist 1: Hey! You got a crowbar, don't you!
Anarchist 2: Yeah, I ordered mine off the internet.
Anarchist 1: Damn, all I got is a knife I duct taped to a pipe.
by armageddon ham September 29, 2020
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crossed the rainbow bridge

an expression for when an animal, usually a beloved pet, passes away. they are “crossing the rainbow bridge” to heaven.
my friends cat just crossed the rainbow bridge. she’s pretty upset
by toocurlyQ4u March 23, 2021
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Crotch Gremlin

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”
by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022
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cross-shaped rock

Who Would Win?

An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock
Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA
by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022
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crossfade cocktail

A key move used by savvy drinkers where you have about one quarter of your cocktail left as you approach the bartender for your next, as not to go bone dry. Similar to the DJ crossfade smooth transition from one song to the next by turning the volume down on the first song as it ends and up on the new song as it begins.
Barney: Eric got toasted last night

Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
by the comand'r October 22, 2022
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Crowbos

An endearing term for crows that display characteristics similar to hobos (i.e. traveling workers always on the move) - akin to Hobo Spiders.
Those birds were picking up plastic by the railroad tracks - they must be Crowbos!
by CrowsOfAFeather December 29, 2022
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Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.
Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper
by Oorwlly January 20, 2023
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