kotex cowboy 

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner

John is a Kotex cowboy today

kotex cowboy by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013

Texas Cowboy Stew 

To defecate and ejaculate in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.

Dan:"Hey, John did you hear I gave Kim the Texas Cowboy Stew yesterday?"
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."

Texas Cowboy Stew by JJ The Jetplane April 6, 2014

river cowboy 

Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.

“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”

river cowboy by Flat Dick October 4, 2018

Yooper Cowboy 

People from the U.P who dress in a flannel, work boots, and a Stormy Kromer while sometimes carrying a gun.

Yo what's with all these Yooper Cowboys lately?
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.

Yooper Cowboy by tilsby November 12, 2018

Steamroom Cowboy 

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.

When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.

Steamroom Cowboy by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019

Internet Cowboy 

A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.

Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.

Internet Cowboy by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020

Vaccine Cowboy 

Someone who drive your hours or longer to get a Covid vaccination.

I thought I would have a short wait to get a local vaccination, but when I arrived at the vaccination site there was one Vaccine Cowboy after another who had ridden in from god knows where, standing in line in front of me.

Vaccine Cowboy by LaughingAloud April 4, 2021