4 definitions by Hangus the Monkey
A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.
When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".
Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019
Either:
(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas
or
(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.
In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.
The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.
The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas
or
(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.
In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.
The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.
The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?
by Hangus the Monkey June 25, 2010
A British version of the Spanish phrase "Mañana"; theoretically, it means "soon, very soon"; whereas in fact, everyone knows that using the phrase is passive-aggressive English code for "You will die of old age before this ever gets done."
The British government announced that they would fill the vacancy of Independent Adviser on Ministerial Standards, "in due course." The journalists smiled wryly, knowing this meant the post would be left vacant for months, or even years on end.
by Hangus the Monkey June 17, 2022
by Hangus the Monkey August 28, 2009