Gucci Camper

A crappy Astro Van, only with the back seats removed and replaced with a full-size couch. May or may not include Meijer spinners.

"Yo man check out Carlos in his Gucci Camper!"

"Man that skunk got Gucci Campered!"

by Hughe G Rection December 20, 2008

The Capper

Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...

Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

food camper

the really annoying act of when a person is eating food really slowly, which makes you want to grab the food and shove it up their ass. It can be also done with fluids as the person tends to take a sip of a drink and put it back in the fridge for the next day.

Guy: Hey Fred, wanna go to Mac's?

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....

Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*

by GrapeMan May 2, 2012

camper

Someone who sits at your table in your section at work after there done eating and wont get the fuck up.

Look at those campers there they wont get the fuck you.

by sharkyspier March 25, 2009

campered

feeling campered - getting wet.

Comes from people needing to camp or take shelter when it rains

*gasp*

Don't do that! You're making me feel all campered.

* after sliding your hand down & guiding her along a hallway, walking her forward by guiding her ass. usually comes after a big hug, when you first see each other.

by smotcha January 31, 2010

Sila Maria Calderon

The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.

It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.

by vgerx2001 October 8, 2004

shot caller

a baller who exhibits cockiness and attitude by yelling "in", "nothin' bu' net", "money", etc. before his shot hits the rim, in an effort to imply that he is skilled enough to place full confidence upon his shot without seeing the result.

That shot caller didn't even need to look after he took a shot from half courtl; he just threw it up and walked away.

by Hammad Khan July 30, 2005