vgerx2001's definitions

Fifth Base

The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.

Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(

by VGerX2001 September 4, 2004

Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale

by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004

saxon

1. The historical enemies of that King Arthur movie starring Keira Knightley and Clive Owen.

2. The legendary GameFAQs joke account.

1. Clive: SAXONS! THOSANDS OF THEM!
Keira: Don't worry, I won't let them rape you.

2. GameFAQs PW Board: Saxon = Joke Account
Saxon: GameFAQs = Joke Site

by VGerX2001 August 5, 2004

*nsync

Backstreet Boys, only with all of the talent and appeal stripped away. Thank god they broke up.

Thank god George Lucas removed *NSUCK from Episode II :)

by VGerX2001 August 31, 2004

Back to the Past

The long-awaited prequel trilogy to the Back to the Future trilogy. While "Future" dealt with going to the past, "Past" will deal with going to the future! Ha! Get it? REVERSE LOGIC'D!

Back to the Past > Back to the Future

by VGerX2001 August 6, 2004

McDonalds

A restaurant with :
1. A clown for a mascot
2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?)
3. Pig bung as meat
4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies

**Eats at the big mac**
DIAHRREA!
**Uses toilet**

by VGerX2001 December 2, 2003

Cinematic Defecit Disorder

Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(

Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-

by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004