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Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Blanket bsf

A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.
Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,

Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.
by stankasf February 9, 2021
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Blanket

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.
I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!
by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020
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cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.
There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly
by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017
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Pigs in a blanket

Pigs in a blanket is a variety of different sausage-based foods in the United Kingdom, United States, Denmark, Republic of Ireland, Germany, Belgium, Russia, Canada, and Japan. The sausage center varies depending on geographic location and no Ethan they're not called puffy dogs Ethan.
Pigs in a blanket is the real name and puffy dogs is not.
by Stronghold11 May 25, 2019
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Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin
Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!
by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024
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Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day
That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn
by Boneless soda October 18, 2025
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