put me on

to inform some body or to hook them up with something

yo dunn put me on with that girl you know round your way

by annoymous October 24, 2004

destroy me

Fuck me. Or so destroy my asshole with your penis.

I want you to destroy me tonight.

by edwinnnie November 12, 2015

¡no me digas!

ya don´t say! Most often used to express surprise or shock.

Hey, guess what! Jamie´s got one in the oven...
¡no me digas!

by Katy! July 20, 2002

no chicken for me

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."

Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

Draining me

When a person envies you so much that they wont leave you alone and they always sucking your dick

Damn that guy is totally draining me.

by itsalllgewdddd January 7, 2010

pisses me

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

by stephaynee March 11, 2014

me horny

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.

Me horny! Please let me bang you!

by Vagerna August 21, 2007