real job

As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.

A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.

That's in theory that is.

Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
I'm only in this shit job until I get a real job.

Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
by Annoymous January 27, 2005
mugGet the real jobmug.

Seizuremania

A craze in the 1980s when seizures were popular.
That song brings back memories from Seizuremania.
by Annoymous January 18, 2005
mugGet the Seizuremaniamug.

Horus

One who likes to sleep around, or constantly sleeps around. See whore
Don't date that girl she is such a horus
by Annoymous December 14, 2004
mugGet the Horusmug.

cock slave

Ben Beaton is such a cock slave.
by Annoymous July 31, 2003
mugGet the cock slavemug.

bushslap

when a nasty guy like me self slaps amanda big ass bushh
"damn that bush was like a jungle i had to have a whole crew to help me get through, but i made it and i slapped that bush til it bled, oh wwait or maybe that was her pms blood?
by annoymous March 05, 2005
mugGet the bushslapmug.

wet

When yo jumpa in basketball is good
My jumpa is wet
by annoymous January 27, 2004
mugGet the wetmug.

undertaker

funeral service provider

see mortician; funeral director; embalmer
When you die the undertaker comes and gets you.
by annoymous December 29, 2003
mugGet the undertakermug.