holy skank

Expressing aggrivation or anger like saying What the Fuck but saying Holy Skank
by annoymous January 26, 2004
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wet

When yo jumpa in basketball is good
My jumpa is wet
by annoymous January 27, 2004
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undertaker

funeral service provider

see mortician; funeral director; embalmer
When you die the undertaker comes and gets you.
by annoymous December 29, 2003
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bushslap

when a nasty guy like me self slaps amanda big ass bushh
"damn that bush was like a jungle i had to have a whole crew to help me get through, but i made it and i slapped that bush til it bled, oh wwait or maybe that was her pms blood?
by annoymous March 05, 2005
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Seizuremania

A craze in the 1980s when seizures were popular.
That song brings back memories from Seizuremania.
by Annoymous January 18, 2005
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put me on

to inform some body or to hook them up with something
yo dunn put me on with that girl you know round your way
by annoymous October 24, 2004
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real job

As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.

A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.

That's in theory that is.

Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
I'm only in this shit job until I get a real job.

Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
by Annoymous January 27, 2005
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