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catty bitches 

When two or more girls, age is unimportant but usually between 2-99 years, are threatened by the other. The use of snappy put downs over hair, make up, body image, boyfriends, money, lack of or excessive sexual relations, anything that they think will hurt the others feelings and strike at their insecurities.
Kelly: and Cathy said "Oh my god Britney, your hair cut makes you look shorter, but like you still look like you weigh the same." Then Britney goes "Jeez, Cathy, I'm surprised you took time away from looking for guys you think have money to blow to notice." I mean, she does blow every guy with a BMW, and I'm all like :With both of you dressed in last year's style, neither of you should be talking."

Brad: I thought you were all friends.

Kelly: But we are.

Brad: No you're just a bunch of catty bitches.

Kelly: If you can't be supportive of me, I really don't think this is going to work out.

Brad: You told Cathy I just got that new M3, right?
catty bitches by Misty Bottoms September 9, 2013
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Caterpillar 

When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.
Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.

Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?

Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
Caterpillar by TrickyAru November 29, 2018
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Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty

Catamaran sailor 

people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no tommorow!
Catamaran sailor by sailor buoy August 21, 2010

all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).
Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.
all hat, no cattle by Al September 29, 2006

Cafeteria Catholic 

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion
She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

catterole 

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.
Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.
catterole by mohair September 11, 2007

catch my fade 

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.
catch my fade by Jones May 29, 2004