Jones's definitions

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003

martti

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)

Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree

by Jones February 25, 2005

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

by jones August 8, 2003

bobey

An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.

Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.

by Jones June 18, 2004

showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.

"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"

by jones February 9, 2005

hellagash

an abnormally large number of gash (see gash) assembled together at a particular time and place

yo man, this place is bangin wit hellagash

by jones August 7, 2003