Jones's definitions

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

Subliberal

Persons that engage only in rhetoric and spin to support an undefendable position.

The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...

by Jones November 16, 2003

hellagash

an abnormally large number of gash (see gash) assembled together at a particular time and place

yo man, this place is bangin wit hellagash

by jones August 7, 2003

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

by jones August 8, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003

EIL132

Fast car

That EIL132 can proper shift

by Jones August 23, 2003

belgarath

A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings.

A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.

'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!'

'Stop being such a belgarath'
'Shutup, fool'

by Jones September 28, 2004