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emotional catfishing

when a fuckboy establishes a connection with you to lure you in and then proceeds to expose their true fuckboy tendencies
I hate emotional catfishing I thought we had something for sure. turns out he just wanted to fuck me
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Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty

woodwork catholics 

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.

catch a case 

if he don't quit he's going to catch a case
catch a case by George Courtney February 25, 2004
A person who tends to have a large definable facial feature.
Most commonly the nose.
Oh my god, can you see that on her face? She's definately a cathles.
cathles by LeelBlondy March 22, 2009

Herding cats 

Any difficult activity of uncertain outcome involving numerous and often competing factions that is of dubious value.
The latest project that I'm manging at work involves so many different groups that it's just like herding cats.
Herding cats by eMeS December 22, 2005
A vicious fight between two women that features biting & scratching and often involves clothes being ripped off,
"Patty tore off Stacey's top and scratched her tits in the catfight."
Catfight by Rick May 13, 2005