8 definitions by eMeS

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Any difficult activity of uncertain outcome involving numerous and often competing factions that is of dubious value.
The latest project that I'm manging at work involves so many different groups that it's just like herding cats.
by eMeS December 22, 2005
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At gay male parties, the bladder of one gay male is emptied and filled with wine inserted through a catheter. The fag with the bladder full of wine then serves all of the other fags by pissing wine into their glasses.
Will there be decanting at Brucie's party tonight?
by eMeS September 27, 2003
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Any pointless or useless activity. Often seen in large organizations.
I can't eat lunch today, the vp has me doing a rock fetch.
by eMeS November 06, 2004
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A sex act involving two partners where one partner inserts an unpeeled banana into the other partner's rectum. As the banana is ejected from the rectum, it is peeled and eaten by the other partner. The 'Albino Catfish' is often seen on glass bottom boat rides.
I went on a glass bottom boat ride the other day and saw an albino catfish.
by eMeS September 21, 2003
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Leaving a restaurant without paying the check.
I was broke, so I did the no-cash-dash at Denny's the other day.
by eMeS September 29, 2004
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A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.
Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.
by eMeS September 26, 2003
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A large, loud, after-market muffler typically attached to a rice burner car.
Look at the chink tip on that car.
by eMeS September 12, 2004
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