Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die

Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.

He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

cat

a specimen often including the trampo and the alpha and betea, gamma, delta and sigma

can you take the alpha cat for a walk

by heyiamgreat April 8, 2022

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

higher than a cats ass

Too faded.

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.

by cutthecards December 20, 2023