splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

splat

Worst degree of bathroom emergencies. Bowel movements in the form of windex spray. Also referred to as reverse regurgitation.

Oh no, I just splat in my hall way!

by BDE specialist May 16, 2014

Splant

To like the smell of sperm or Big Black Dick.

You act like you splant.

by Trillassnigga November 18, 2014

green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space

dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters

by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008

SLATTY BATCH

Translated from "Donkanese" as being a slutty bitch.

I fucked this Slatty Batch that gave me gonnaherpasyphalaids.

by Jay February 23, 2003

splat

1.(sin) The term referring to a single paintball.

2.(pl) The term referring to the sport of paintball

1. "I shot you in the face with a splat"

2. "Lets go play some splats"

by A-Train March 5, 2005