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Lemme fuck you in the face
Lemme fuck you in the face by Bella bat girls September 16, 2016
A fuck you fire
A fuck you fire ā fuhk yoo fahyuh r
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
A fuck you fire by Iam_Knoxy May 29, 2020
Fuck that; Fuck you!
Fuck that; Fuck you (often abbreviated to simply FT;FY) is a colloquial saying that is a combination of fuck that and fuck you, which in plain English is "No, fuck you!". It is often used to express a disinterest in doing something for somebody.
Fuck that; Fuck you! by CTx94 September 6, 2016
happy fuck you year
Happy Fuck You Year is the appropriate saying to send to someone who was shitty to you in the past, and you have no desire to wish a 'happy' new year. It is especially appropriate for ex's. Gets the message across quickly in a a mean, slightly stinging manner.
Karen to BFF: My ex was such a jerk last year... Lying, dating other people... I sent him this sexy selfie at 12:01 am New Years Eve and said "Happy Fuck You Year !"
happy fuck you year by Funny Moms December 31, 2016
screw me once fuck you twice
A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
screw me once fuck you twice by Cont78 July 25, 2011
momma said fuck you up
Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.
Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit
momma said fuck you up by pie_fucker November 9, 2009