The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle
by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009
by Aadoog January 31, 2023
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 29, 2011
I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!
by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022
"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
by SouLLesS April 26, 2015
The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
by Hurburt December 02, 2019
by Eat420 October 16, 2019