Definitions by Strany

turtle curtle 

1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle

" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"

turtle curtle by Strany May 28, 2006

turtle curtle 

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

turtle curtle by Strany May 15, 2006