Slock

Surprising. Lack. Of. Common. Knowledge. When an adult is complete ignorant to information that is considered common knowledge by the vast majority of other adults.

45 year old Jennifer just had a slock where she never knew what the hazard light button in a car was for.

by Jaavis January 14, 2021

socks rule

soggiest_biscuit is lying bcause he is queer

soggiest_biscuit:I love spreading misinformation online!
IMAGINE BEING QUEER SOCKS RULE ON TOP!!!!!

by Skedunk April 22, 2023

Poodle Socks

Special socks used to keep laces in place while irish step dancing.

mandatory in Orechtas, or competitions.

see Ghillie

Erin puts on her poodle socks before she laces her ghillies.

by irishdancer June 26, 2009

Lad Socks

A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.

Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.

by Distroyer April 19, 2011

weak socks

Socks that are lame, or not cool, typically worn by kasey.

Those are some weak socks

by BradPittttt0304 November 28, 2016

wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010