Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 12, 2018
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Come on girl, I got what you need.
First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.
First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.
by Koala_4nia November 5, 2019
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by capnhowdy September 18, 2015
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by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006
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My buddy Vince hooked up with a fine hooker at the nightclub the other day. When he brought her back to the room, she got nasty so he gave her a shamPOW!
by daddydaycare March 30, 2009
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