Vince Carter

played for the Toronto Raptors franchise; bailed out on the millions of fans who supported him in Canada; a very very selfish man who cared only for himself; he was making 12.5 million dollars in 2004-2005 and felt he needed to start worrying about himself and put his priorities before that of his teamates and the city of Toronto; accussed the franchise of constantly rebuilding and having a revolving door policy on free agents; the however admitted to not giving it his all in Toronto thus proving he was responsible for the raps losing seasons; a very sad man with a lot of talent; he may be geniunly nice outside but was never a MAN on the basketball court; OAKLEY challenged him and he got him traded; VC helped bring in HAKEEM who was a FLOP; his mom ran the franchise and his life; now hes winning games as a new jersey NET which as a team has less talent than do the raptors which goes to show you if he'd have given his all the the raptors franchise, they would've made the playoffs this yr and in yrs past

"Vince Carter is a whiny mama's boy whose as selfish as they come, and has no regard for anyone but himself

by NBA Thug April 6, 2005

Vince Carter

a. An overrated player for the Toronto Raptors.
b. A pussy who totally fakes his injury.

a. Wow, Vince Carter keeps getting sizzerved by Brian Scalabrine. He's terrible.
b. Get up, stop being such a Vince Carter. Brian Scalabrine didn't hit you that hard.

by Fumbalaya.com July 5, 2004

cart-o-shit

when you find a hiden cart of random trash that someone has hidden, to get out of cleaning it up.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, it's just another cart-o-shit left from task time today.

by momma kk June 6, 2010

Jimmy Carter

The most bizarre president since Teddy Roosevelt. Did a crappy job running the country, and then got praised for telling everyone to make nice while encouraging the states of mind that opposed peace.

Sold a book that sucks

This moron thinks Israel is apartheid. Jimmy Carter is such a douchebag

by Anti-Carter January 24, 2007

Carter Hart

the worst flyers goalie

Trish loves Carter Hart

by iSpy48 March 18, 2021

Magna Carta

The state of being completely and utterly plastered

Jim: Bro last night was insane! Did you see John? He had serious fucking Magna Carta

Chris: Are you serious man haha? He was that far gone

Jim: Oh yea haha

by The Magic Hat March 30, 2011

Jimmy Carter

Biggest idiot of all time.

Dumbass president.

by Khalil Shah January 2, 2004