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Jersey Turnpike 

Nickname for the turnpike in New Jersey.

Hey let's hop on the Jersey Turnpike and drive to 16W to see the Nets featuring MVP Brian Scalabrine

Jersey Turnpike by Fumbalaya.com July 9, 2004

Vince Carter 

a. An overrated player for the Toronto Raptors.
b. A pussy who totally fakes his injury.

a. Wow, Vince Carter keeps getting sizzerved by Brian Scalabrine. He's terrible.
b. Get up, stop being such a Vince Carter. Brian Scalabrine didn't hit you that hard.

Vince Carter by Fumbalaya.com July 5, 2004