Dropping Potatoes

Taking a shit. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.

Dropping Potatoes by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018

Bloody Potato 

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

Bloody Potato by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

National Potato Day 

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

National Potato Day by iLife was April 15, 2019

Hoe potato

A hoe that moves quickly from one partner to another in a small circle of friends.

"damn, she sleept with Joe yesterday and now she's leaving with his best friend?! She a hoe potato!"

Hoe potato by Miss_einna April 28, 2019

vanilla potato 

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

vanilla potato by Anewmia June 15, 2019

Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

Salty potato by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

Protective Potato Mode 

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

Protective Potato Mode by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020